nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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