we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm jealous of your bromance
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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