my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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