I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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