Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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