Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
she peed on how many people?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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