"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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