She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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