My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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