My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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