Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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