is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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