I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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