he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
NoShamevember. You game?
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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