HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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