I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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