he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
ttyl tear gas
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
