It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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