The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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