Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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