I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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