After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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