The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
third nipple confirmed
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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