then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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