Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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