I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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