I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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