carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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