If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Your cock deserves a montage
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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