Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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