Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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