How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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