***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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