and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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