dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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