Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I just found puke in my bra..
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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