Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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