Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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