I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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