How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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