i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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