make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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