If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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