I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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