So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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