OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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