We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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