the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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