Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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