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you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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