69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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