Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
