belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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