Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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