Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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