How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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