Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
